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 |  | July 12, 1999
 CLOSE  ENCOUNTERS OF THE MUPPET KIND
 
 By ROGER ANDERSON Scripps Howard News  Service
 If you  have kids, obviously you would be insane not to take them to see "Muppets  from Space." After all, what other current films are you going to treat  them to? "Eyes Wide Shut"? "Summer of Sam"? “The General's  Daughter"? "Austin Powers"? "South Park," for crying  out loud?
 
 "Tarzan,"  sure, but they've already seen it eight times.
 
 Viable  cinematic fare for the younger set is so hard to come by that reasonable  parents should never fail to expose their children to the latest  "Muppet" offering. The most recent one, "Muppets from  Space," maintains the generally high standards of earlier Muppet movie  outings. Still, wise parents will keep a couple of caveats in mind.
 
 First, "Muppets from Space" is -  not unlike "South Park" - essentially subversive.
 
 Which is  a redundant statement, since all worthy children's entertainment is subversive  - just ask Maurice Sendak, Peewee Herman or Mark Twain.
 
 Here,  for instance, the characters all live in a state of anarchy in what appears to  be a hippie crash pad - a faded old Victorian pile filled with strange  creatures and dotty old men. One of the creatures, a fellow named Gonzo who  struggles with the loneliness of being the only one of his kind, engages in  patently manic-depressive behavior prompted by the belief that he's related to  mysterious beings from outer space.
 
 This  fixed idea puts him on a collision course with, a sinister, secretive  government agency headed by a sinister, neurotic bureaucrat (Jeffrey Tambor)  under the orders of a sinister, autocratic military leader (Pat Hingle).  Falling into their grips, Gonzo also runs afoul of sinister scientists  conducting unethical lab experiments on hapless animals.
 
 There you have it - in one stroke, the  traditional family, the U.S. government, the military and the scientific-industrial  establishment fall under withering indictment.
 
 Of course, it's all in good fun and good  cheer. Your children won't likely be frightened. But it may give them certain  ideas.
 The other caveat is that you should pay close attention to the wording  of the title. Remember, it's “Muppets from Space," not "Muppets in  Space." Think of it as a golden opportunity to review with your children  the subtle magic of prepositions and the fine semantic distinctions they  embody. Because if kids go to the multiplex thinking they're going to see  Muppets in an extraterrestrial setting, they'll mainly be disappointed.
 Instead,  Gonzo's blood relations descend from space in search of their lost boy. This  they accomplish in a big finale featuring impressive spacecraft and a cast of  hundreds, to say nothing of an extravagant musical rendition of Kool and the  Gang's "Celebration" played by a bunch of outer-space Muppets.
 
 Adults,  whose attention spans are notoriously abbreviated by years of watching  wrestling matches and soap operas, may become a bit restless during some of the  movie's typical Muppet back-and-forth. Let them take a nap. The kids will be  having a fine time while learning once again that adults really mean well, they  just need to be reminded sometimes of the importance of qualities like decency  and friendship.
 Roger Anderson is arts and  entertainment editor at Scripps Howard News
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