Pop Culture: Articles for the Scripps Howard News Service & "Seen, Heard, Said"
Why the top-365-songs list isn't a stupid idea
Actors sink their teeth into vampire roles
Gregory Corso: My encounter with a Beat legend
Golden Globes: Sleazy and proud of it
In the offing, Clinton continent looms
"NYPD Blue" opener: The misery continues
New movie genre: Reclusive authors anonymous
"West Wing," "Ally," et al.: Words, words, words
When TV shows outstay their welcome
Film critics dig their own graves with "Angels" review
Great Robert Altman films you never
heard of
Famous folk, next week in the arts, show business briefs
"Time regained": Proust in the multiplex
Glitterati is dead, long live Popfocus
Carl Barks: The man who put the ducks in Duckburg
"Almost Famous": Lester Bangs rises from the dead
Liz Hurley wins in war of words with Jane mag
Douglas poses with Zeta-Jones, and baby-makes three
Weddings that aren't: Douglas, Zeta-Jones, Madonna, Ritchie
The Emmy War: A half-century of coast-to-coast feuding
Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the Iglesias odds
It's raining books by and about Trumps
What's in a mane? Blond woman in the news
Liz Hurley denies dissing ex-beau
Rock Hall of Infamy: Anti-heroes from Elvis to Eminem
Barbra tix bankrupt fans
Laurels for Kathie Lee to rest on
Hillary "In bed" with De Niro, Cruise, Kidman
How "Sopranos," "West Wing" will divvy up awards
This just in: Donald Trump is not a dope
Walter Matthau: A rumpled old dog in the heart of the city
Sampras to take a stroke at wedding bells
Who wants to host "Monday Night Football"?
Queen rewards Tina Brown for demoralizing American readers
How the Korean War cane to TV land 20 years late
Ivanka Trump: From catwalk to commencement line
Lester Bangs: The troublesome punk who wouldn't die
Rags clash over Ted Turner "romance"
With straight face, Trump deems Marla's move "tacky"
"Friends" re-up for another season of top ratings, top money
Madonna in denial, and rightly so
"Suburbia": The continental subdivide
Howard Stern, Sly Stallone in bizarre, apocryphal triangle
Easter video viewing: "Spartacus" to "Harvey"
Billy’s in the news: Bob, Joel in love but not with other
"Charles's Angels" movie: Dispiriting news for old-time fans
Innovative career move for 'NYPD Blue' co-star
Top model: Why I gave oldish rocker husband the heave-ho
Unpleasantville: The awful truth about old-time TV families
Tina Brown held captive in desert by demanding children
Anybody's Oscar: Unusually suspenseful awards show looms
Oscar telecast: Looking for a few good hosts
"Lambs," "Beauty": Oscar's love affair with unacceptable behavior
Brad Pitt, Oscar to be in same room at same time
Letterman bites guest-host bullet: Andrew "Dice" Clay, call your agent
Seinfeld eyes East Hampton manse: Where's the welcome wagon?
"Mod Squad" Immortal dishes couple du jour
Brad Pitt's second thoughts about Oscar
Mike McCurry praises "West Wing": It's not entirely demeaning,,,"
Memo to "Hannibal" producers: Get Najimy while the getting's good
Don't Invite Gwyneth and Oscar to the same party
True or false: Douglas, Zeta-Jones don't even know each other
Ex-Clinton honcho linked to ex-"Cheers" costar
Third party cited in Trump-Knauss breakup
Gossip queen goes to bat for Talk mag
20th century's No. 1 hit: "Satisfaction" hits the spot
Statement: Spice girl's marital problems insoluble
Charlie Brown, Pogo and me
From Howdy to Charlie Brown, we hate to say goodbye
The Beatle George: While his guitar gently weeps
Jodie Foster's people in mild tiff with CBS
A Peanuts trivia Q&A
Publicist: Boyle still joined at hip
There's video in your future and future in your video
"The future is now": Hit rewind
Whitney Houston presides over confluence of talent
Jim Carrey's flack earns A "D," Cher's A "B-minus"
Geraldo: bye-bye, doghouse
Michael Douglas does nothing much, reporters go wild
Ricky Martin on Menudo: Look back in anger
How to outsmart Halloween crowds at the video store
Tom Cruise puts himself in harm's way, only not really
1800-1900: Steaming towards revolution
1700-1800: Liberty, equality and bloodshed
1600-1700: The earth moves; North America is settled
Trump mulls travel plans, from altar to White House
"Faces of Impressionism" Time machine made of canvas, paint
Major quakes aren't personal unless they happen to you
Brad Pitt gracious about character assassination
Director insists Harrison Ford is not a brainless hulk
Costner, Willis, Douglas. Branagh, Sting_ in that order
Streisand: Color her ready to plug her new album
Julia and Benjamin's rings devoid of significance, flack says
Literary mud wrestling, featuring Geri and The Spice Girls
Urgent news: Ford to replace Gibson on "GMA" eventually
She married a monster from outer space
Never mind Godzilla VS. Mothra, Here's Trump VS. Cronkite
Spurned by Pitt, Redford pays court to Damon
Celebrity coyness is bustin' out all over
"Detroit Rock City": Kiss of death
Talk is cheap? Not with Tina Brown at the helm
The Beats: Remembered, Lionized and Unread
Real estate beat, starring Woody Allen and Donald Trump
Mood Music, or how we learned to stop worrying
Sex in the cinema: From "Last Tango" to "Eyes Wide Shut"
Two easy steps to looking exactly like Ricky Martin
Close encounters of the Muppet kind
Upcoming Brad Pitt movie not garbage, insiders say
Kathie Lee's eyewear excites Islanders' ire
Back to the future, continued
"Wild Wild West": Buck Rogers in the 19th century
Sculptures by Roy Lichtenstein: Fun, Fun, Fun
An expert's verdict:" Austin Powers" is pretty neat
Click here for pointless celebrity gossip
P. Dempsey Tabler of the jungle: The many faces of Tarzan
Kirk Douglas' Ex tells all about Errol Flynn fling
New twist in TV programming: Ax profitable shows
Private jet fees spell the end for another celebrity union
Killer serials: "Flash," "Buck" and a boy named George Lucas
Top nonfiction books: A message from two old men
Celebrity Dream dreams: Monica, Donald, Barbara, Georgette
Two divas, publicist form bizarre show-biz triangle
Johnny Cash tribute: Ring of fire, ring of friends
Streisand employee really upset about rumors
Grande Dame Eyes MGM Grand Gig
Secretive celebs? Not by a long shot
NBC honcho bristles at notion that Brokaw is not a saint
Barbara Walters not keen on daily dose of Monica
"Seen, Heard, Said"
David Letterman, Donald Trump, Eddie Murphy, Elton John
Madonna, Frank Sinatra, Prince Charles, Maj, Ronald Ferguson, Fergie, Miranda Richardson, Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis, Axl Rose, Stephanie Seymour
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September 28, 1999
COSTNER, WILLIS, DOUGLAS, BRANAGH, STING IN THAT ORDER
By ROGER ANDERSON Scripps Howard News Service
TALKING CELEBRITIES (1): Taking our luminaries in order of descending importance and clout, we start off with that gigantic movie star, Kevin Costner, who makes this remark to People mag regarding his new baseball film, "For Love of the Game."
"When I first read this," Kevin recalls, referring to the original script for the pic, "It didn't track right. But when I was ready, I took it, and hopefully you like the end result." We haven't seen it yet, Kevin, although it's way up there on our list of things to do.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (2): Now that Bruce Willis has pulled an Amazing Kreskin with his faltering career by starring in the mega-successful, very thoughtful motion picture, "The Sixth Sense," he gets to keep gossip dowager Liz Smith apprised of his doings.
"I haven't worked since July," Bruce tells Liz, "and I intend to take the rest of the year off." Sounds rough.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (3): Meantime, no less a movie star than Michael Douglas talks to a New York Daily News reporter about the mother and father of his current light of love, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
"Catherine's family has such a thick Welsh accent," Michael says, "that I don't think I'm going to be able to understand a thing they say."
We wonder what part of "You're awfully old and jowly to be going out with our beautiful young daughter" he'll find unintelligible.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (4): Next up is noted Shakespearean actor turned run-of-the-mill movieland doofus Kenneth Branagh, who, on the occasion of an advance screening of his latest work, "Love's Labor's Lost," makes a statement about this deal where he and his girlfriend, actress Helena Bonham Carter - for whose sake, you will recall, Kenneth ditched his wife, Oscar winner Emma Thompson - have decided to call it quits.
"It's very sad," Kenneth observes. 'It was mutual, no one else involved. We remain great friends."
We feel much better, then.
"That's the truth"
Ken, we believe you. Calm down.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (5): It may very well be that Sting is a much bigger star than Kenneth Branagh and accordingly should precede him in this column - but since we don't care much either way, you're getting Sting now.
Specifically, the high-profile rocker tells an inquiring journalist that he's planning to spend New Year's, appropriately enough, in New York.
"If you're going to be in the countryside for New Year's Eve," Sting reflects, "there are many choices. But for a city there's simply no other choice. I'm an Englishman in New York."
TALKING CELEBRITIES (6): In terms of clout, etc., we're already approaching the bottom of the barrel as we bring you a remark Mathew Modine recently made to New York Post columnist Cindy Adams, who ran into him at a screening of "Double Jeopardy," even though Mathew doesn't even appear in said flick.
"I seldom go to these openings,' Mathew claims. "I live in a quiet area upstate and go to the little neighborhood theater to see my movies. That's the fun, to see it with strangers. Look, I live very simply. I don't even have a TV set." Well, we're not giving you ours.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (7): Can it get any worse? Yes, it can. Here's someone named Michael Bergin, who appears on the television program "Baywatch" - or rather, here's an unnamed friend of his talking to a reporter about Michael's prospects as a father.
It seems Michael had a "brief fling with a makeup artist" who now is great with his child, according to what this person has to say.
"Michael doesn't think of her as his girlfriend," the friend explains, "but he is excited about the baby and he'll be a wonderful father." Sometimes it's actually better for the child if the mother and father barely know each other.
TALKING CELEBRITIES (8): Mick Jagger, in propria persona, would appear way up on our list of top celebs, but the mother of his most recent out-of-wedlock child, model Luciana Morad, doesn't rate nearly as highly - thus her position here at the bottom of the column.
"I think it's very sad when any couple breaks up," Luciana says when asked for her views on Mick's divorce from Jerry Hall, a distressing event that roughly coincided with the revelation that Luciana was having Mick's baby, "especially when there are children involved. But I don't think a marriage breakup is due to one factor. I wouldn't think I was responsible for their breakup, and, anyway, I don't think their marriage is any of my business. I really don't think about it." Not thinking about it doesn't seem to preclude talking about it, which is as it should be.
Roger Anderson is arts and entertainment editor at Scripps Howard News
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