Pop Culture: Articles for the Scripps Howard News Service & "Seen, Heard, Said"
Why the top-365-songs list isn't a stupid idea
Actors sink their teeth into vampire roles
Gregory Corso: My encounter with a Beat legend
Golden Globes: Sleazy and proud of it
In the offing, Clinton continent looms
"NYPD Blue" opener: The misery continues
New movie genre: Reclusive authors anonymous
"West Wing," "Ally," et al.: Words, words, words
When TV shows outstay their welcome
Film critics dig their own graves with "Angels" review
Great Robert Altman films you never
heard of
Famous folk, next week in the arts, show business briefs
"Time regained": Proust in the multiplex
Glitterati is dead, long live Popfocus
Carl Barks: The man who put the ducks in Duckburg
"Almost Famous": Lester Bangs rises from the dead
Liz Hurley wins in war of words with Jane mag
Douglas poses with Zeta-Jones, and baby-makes three
Weddings that aren't: Douglas, Zeta-Jones, Madonna, Ritchie
The Emmy War: A half-century of coast-to-coast feuding
Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the Iglesias odds
It's raining books by and about Trumps
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Liz Hurley denies dissing ex-beau
Rock Hall of Infamy: Anti-heroes from Elvis to Eminem
Barbra tix bankrupt fans
Laurels for Kathie Lee to rest on
Hillary "In bed" with De Niro, Cruise, Kidman
How "Sopranos," "West Wing" will divvy up awards
This just in: Donald Trump is not a dope
Walter Matthau: A rumpled old dog in the heart of the city
Sampras to take a stroke at wedding bells
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Queen rewards Tina Brown for demoralizing American readers
How the Korean War cane to TV land 20 years late
Ivanka Trump: From catwalk to commencement line
Lester Bangs: The troublesome punk who wouldn't die
Rags clash over Ted Turner "romance"
With straight face, Trump deems Marla's move "tacky"
"Friends" re-up for another season of top ratings, top money
Madonna in denial, and rightly so
"Suburbia": The continental subdivide
Howard Stern, Sly Stallone in bizarre, apocryphal triangle
Easter video viewing: "Spartacus" to "Harvey"
Billy’s in the news: Bob, Joel in love but not with other
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Innovative career move for 'NYPD Blue' co-star
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Unpleasantville: The awful truth about old-time TV families
Tina Brown held captive in desert by demanding children
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Oscar telecast: Looking for a few good hosts
"Lambs," "Beauty": Oscar's love affair with unacceptable behavior
Brad Pitt, Oscar to be in same room at same time
Letterman bites guest-host bullet: Andrew "Dice" Clay, call your agent
Seinfeld eyes East Hampton manse: Where's the welcome wagon?
"Mod Squad" Immortal dishes couple du jour
Brad Pitt's second thoughts about Oscar
Mike McCurry praises "West Wing": It's not entirely demeaning,,,"
Memo to "Hannibal" producers: Get Najimy while the getting's good
Don't Invite Gwyneth and Oscar to the same party
True or false: Douglas, Zeta-Jones don't even know each other
Ex-Clinton honcho linked to ex-"Cheers" costar
Third party cited in Trump-Knauss breakup
Gossip queen goes to bat for Talk mag
20th century's No. 1 hit: "Satisfaction" hits the spot
Statement: Spice girl's marital problems insoluble
Charlie Brown, Pogo and me
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The Beatle George: While his guitar gently weeps
Jodie Foster's people in mild tiff with CBS
A Peanuts trivia Q&A
Publicist: Boyle still joined at hip
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Whitney Houston presides over confluence of talent
Jim Carrey's flack earns A "D," Cher's A "B-minus"
Geraldo: bye-bye, doghouse
Michael Douglas does nothing much, reporters go wild
Ricky Martin on Menudo: Look back in anger
How to outsmart Halloween crowds at the video store
Tom Cruise puts himself in harm's way, only not really
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1600-1700: The earth moves; North America is settled
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"Faces of Impressionism" Time machine made of canvas, paint
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Brad Pitt gracious about character assassination
Director insists Harrison Ford is not a brainless hulk
Costner, Willis, Douglas. Branagh, Sting_ in that order
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Julia and Benjamin's rings devoid of significance, flack says
Literary mud wrestling, featuring Geri and The Spice Girls
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She married a monster from outer space
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Spurned by Pitt, Redford pays court to Damon
Celebrity coyness is bustin' out all over
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The Beats: Remembered, Lionized and Unread
Real estate beat, starring Woody Allen and Donald Trump
Mood Music, or how we learned to stop worrying
Sex in the cinema: From "Last Tango" to "Eyes Wide Shut"
Two easy steps to looking exactly like Ricky Martin
Close encounters of the Muppet kind
Upcoming Brad Pitt movie not garbage, insiders say
Kathie Lee's eyewear excites Islanders' ire
Back to the future, continued
"Wild Wild West": Buck Rogers in the 19th century
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An expert's verdict:" Austin Powers" is pretty neat
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P. Dempsey Tabler of the jungle: The many faces of Tarzan
Kirk Douglas' Ex tells all about Errol Flynn fling
New twist in TV programming: Ax profitable shows
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Killer serials: "Flash," "Buck" and a boy named George Lucas
Top nonfiction books: A message from two old men
Celebrity Dream dreams: Monica, Donald, Barbara, Georgette
Two divas, publicist form bizarre show-biz triangle
Johnny Cash tribute: Ring of fire, ring of friends
Streisand employee really upset about rumors
Grande Dame Eyes MGM Grand Gig
Secretive celebs? Not by a long shot
NBC honcho bristles at notion that Brokaw is not a saint
Barbara Walters not keen on daily dose of Monica
"Seen, Heard, Said"
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January 5, 2001
'NYPD Blue' opener: The misery continues
By ROGER ANDERSON Scripps Howard News Service
Tuesday night we all have the pleasure of tuning in to the new season of that Emmy-winning misery fest, "NYPD Blue."
"Blue," as network announcers style it, is but one of the many drama series that never tire of inflicting positive characters with negative life developments. Really, it’s almost a TV epidemic.
There was a time in television not that long ago when a lead character on a drama didn't have too much to worry about. Sure, there would be numerous close shaves and worrisome eventualities during the course of the hour, but it was a universal law that at the end of the show Cannon or Mannix or Quincy or Ironside or whoever it was would be in the pink, as would all the hero's loved ones.
It's different now. Consider "Blue's" poor Andy Sipowicz. Is there anything mortal man could endure that he hasn't endured? His grown son died trying to stop a holdup. His second wife died in a courtroom foyer, felled by a criminal's bullet. His beloved partner (played by Jimmy Smits) succumbed to congestive heart failure. An alcoholic himself, he has gone off the wagon once or twice (though not as many times as you would expect given all the tsuris he has to go through).
And now his toddler son, left in his care when the missus went bye bye, has apparently come down with some life-threatening disease.
Nor is it necessary to be a male character on one of these shows to come in for your share of bad personal news.
Take the Lucy Knight character on "ER," for instance. This unfortunate young woman (as portrayed by Kelli Martin), having garnered a few raspberries from the critics, was summarily knifed to death at the end of the '99-00 season. The reasoning by the show's writers seemed to run as follows:
Since the character isn't doing the show any good by being on it, kill her off in a violent fashion, make it plain beforehand that this will occur and enjoy a nice feast of heightened ratings at least for an episode or two.
You'd think Dr. Carter (Noah Wylie), who managed to survive the same attack and subsequent surgery, would be given a little respite by the show's scenarists, especially since he was also
carrying around a lot of guilt over his failure to help his pal Lucy - but no. On the contrary, his use of the narcotic painkillers prescribed for his injuries escalated into a full-blown drug addiction, with the privileged young physician shooting up under his watchband to escape detection and then having to absent himself to rehab for a while.
The Diane Russell character on "NYPD Blue," played by Kim Delaney, doesn't have a lot to sing about, either.
First she was shown to be an alcoholic. Having wrestled that plot development to the ground by turning her into a faithful attendee at AA meetings, it came out that her family was extraordinarily dysfunctional, the tip-off coming when her mother ended up shooting her father to death after years of abuse.
Is that all? Heck, no. Worse came to worst when the Jimmy Smits character, who had become her husband while all the rest of this stuff was going on, died on her.
All of this probably constitutes one major reason why a Dick Wolf TV "product" like "Law & Order" is so popular with viewers: "Just the facts, ma'am" television in its purest form, the show doesn't ask viewers to vicariously suffer the torments of the damned in order to get from commercial to commercial.
This is not to say that the "L&O" characters are immune from misfortune. Characters have suffered accidents, deaths, illness, family tragedy, to say nothing of being banished to Staten Island. But Wolf's people seem to take pride in limiting these catastrophes in the most minimalist manner imaginable, with a couple of lines of dialogue and a camera setup or two. And at the end of the day the focus is on the malefactors and the justice that does or doesn't catch up with them.
Andy Sipowicz would be smart to seek a position partnering with "Law & Order's" crusty Det. Lenny Briscoe. He might still have to suffer, but not quite so publicly.
Roger Anderson is arts and entertainment editor at Scripps Howard News
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