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Why the top-365-songs list isn't a stupid idea

Actors sink their teeth into vampire roles

Gregory Corso: My encounter with a Beat legend

Golden Globes: Sleazy and proud of it

In the offing, Clinton continent looms

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Glitterati is dead, long live Popfocus

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"Almost Famous": Lester Bangs rises from the dead

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Weddings that aren't: Douglas, Zeta-Jones, Madonna, Ritchie

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Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the Iglesias odds

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Liz Hurley denies dissing ex-beau

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This just in: Donald Trump is not a dope

Walter Matthau: A rumpled old dog in the heart of the city

Sampras to take a stroke at wedding bells

Who wants to host "Monday Night Football"?

Queen rewards Tina Brown for demoralizing American readers

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Ivanka Trump: From catwalk to commencement line

Lester Bangs: The troublesome punk who wouldn't die

Rags clash over Ted Turner "romance"

With straight face, Trump deems Marla's move "tacky"

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"Suburbia": The continental subdivide

Howard Stern, Sly Stallone in bizarre, apocryphal triangle

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Unpleasantville: The awful truth about old-time TV families

Tina Brown held captive in desert by demanding children

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Oscar telecast: Looking for a few good hosts

"Lambs," "Beauty": Oscar's love affair with unacceptable behavior

Brad Pitt, Oscar to be in same room at same time

Letterman bites guest-host bullet: Andrew "Dice" Clay, call your agent

Seinfeld eyes East Hampton manse: Where's the welcome wagon?

"Mod Squad" Immortal dishes couple du jour

Brad Pitt's second thoughts about Oscar

Mike McCurry praises "West Wing": It's not entirely demeaning,,,"

Memo to "Hannibal" producers: Get Najimy while the getting's good

Don't Invite Gwyneth and Oscar to the same party

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Ex-Clinton honcho linked to ex-"Cheers" costar

Third party cited in Trump-Knauss breakup

 Gossip queen goes to bat for Talk mag

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The Beatle George: While his guitar gently weeps

Jodie Foster's people in mild tiff with CBS

A Peanuts trivia Q&A

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Whitney Houston presides over confluence of talent

Jim Carrey's flack earns A "D," Cher's A "B-minus"

Geraldo: bye-bye, doghouse

Michael Douglas does nothing much, reporters go wild

Ricky Martin on Menudo: Look back in anger

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Tom Cruise puts himself in harm's way, only not really

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1600-1700: The earth moves; North America is settled

Trump mulls travel plans, from altar to White House

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Major quakes aren't personal unless they happen to you

Brad Pitt gracious about character assassination

Director insists Harrison Ford is not a brainless hulk

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Julia and Benjamin's rings devoid of significance, flack says

Literary mud wrestling, featuring Geri and The Spice Girls

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Celebrity coyness is bustin' out all over

"Detroit Rock City": Kiss of death

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The Beats: Remembered, Lionized and Unread

Real estate beat, starring Woody Allen and Donald Trump

Mood Music, or how we learned to stop worrying

Sex in the cinema: From "Last Tango" to "Eyes Wide Shut"

Two easy steps to looking exactly like Ricky Martin

Close encounters of the Muppet kind

Upcoming Brad Pitt movie not garbage, insiders say

Kathie Lee's eyewear excites Islanders' ire

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"Wild Wild West": Buck Rogers in the 19th century

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Killer serials: "Flash," "Buck" and a boy named George Lucas

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Celebrity Dream dreams: Monica, Donald, Barbara, Georgette

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NBC honcho bristles at notion that Brokaw is not a saint

Barbara Walters not keen on daily dose of Monica

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January 11, 2001

In the offing, Clinton continent looms


By ROGER ANDERSON Scripps Howard News Service


It's all very well for children to want to be doctors, lawyers, ballerinas, astronauts or union pension-fund managers when they grow up. But what you really want to encourage the little urchins to become is a continent.

A lot of people are speculating about Bill Clinton's plans once he leaves the White House next week. What post-presidential role will he choose for himself - Hollywood mogul? Porn star? Speechifying billionaire?

You can be sure of one thing: whatever line of work he chooses to pursue, he'll also be a continent.

By "continent," we mean people who become the subjects of intense and wide-ranging study by hordes of professionals over lengthy periods of time. In that respect such individuals are like Antarctica, only they wear clothes and go out for dinner. They are something scholars write dissertations and get grants to write books about. Whole research Institutes are dedicated to studying them.

Bill Clinton won't be the only continent out there. The writers James Joyce, Ezra Pound and Samuel Beckett are also continents. In the political realm, Richard Nixon is a continent. So are John Kennedy and FDR. Gerald Ford is not a continent. Henry Kissinger imagines he's a continent but he isn't.

None of those men, perhaps, started out with the ambition to become a continent per se. But their goals were almost as exalted. Joyce's plan was to be the greatest literary artist the world had ever known. Beckett's was to depress the living daylights out of everybody with the most lugubrious prose imaginable. Nixon, Clinton and the other chief executives wanted to be the supreme leaders of the most powerful commonwealth in the history of the world.

Each one of them achieved his goal, and, as a kind of added bonus, also became a continent.

The case of Nixon proves that you don't have to be virtuous to be a continent. In fact, you can be hounded out of your exalted position, as he was, and still make a perfectly serviceable one. Wrongdoing or accusations of it may actually do a lot to make you, the continent, more interesting to study. Imagine the number of forensic experts who will be drilling core samples from the Rose Mary Wood Mountains for the next 100 years.

Continents like Joyce and Beckett even have quarterly magazines devoted to them and their work, filled with research into just what makes them such exciting land masses.

Men and women who themselves don't have a prayer of ever becoming continents will even get into feuds within the pages of these quarterlies and spend decades taking potshots at each other, quite as though the artist in question were the coast of Normandy on D Day.

Political continents like Clinton and Nixon have libraries devoted to them. Within these libraries every manner of paper and tape and image is stored so that future researchers will be able to delve as deeply into those continents as they wish.

You've got to hand it to Clinton - he knew from day one that continenthood was his destiny, and when all the trouble hit the fan in the form of verboten Oval Office encounters, etc., he never lost faith for a moment.

That, as much as anything else (like, perhaps, a profound gift for self-justification), kept him sailing along so confidently. He knew that Kenneth Starr was only creating fresh mountain ranges, forests and waterways for future experts of the Clinton continent to explore.

Roger Anderson is arts and entertainment editor at Scripps Howard News Service.

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